NIGHTLIFE
Sept. 24, 1982
Adventures of the
Lost Expedition, Part V:
Making tracks through
midtown landmarks
CAPTAIN’S LOG, BAR
DATE V: The Captain strolled into the designated staging area for the Lost
Expedition’s latest safari somewhat after 9 o’clock on a Friday night, only to
find none of the prospective sojourners around. Had they misunderstood the
directions?
It was to
be Allen’s Grill, 1678 Main Street ,
just past Michigan .
Where’s that, they asked. Main at Freddie’s Doughnuts, the Captain elaborated,
ever mindful of landmarks on this mission to drink our way through every bar on
Main Street
from downtown Buffalo to the Genesee County
line.
“A Touch of
Old New York” was what the legend on Allen’s plate glass had promised and
indeed it was a neat, old-fashioned kind of place – long and narrow, checkered
tablecloths and a tin ceiling, sandwich menus on wooden plaques and a high open
grill at the far end of the back wall.
The Captain
stepped up and procured a 65-cent Labatts Ale from the burly tapkeeper. At one
hand were a group of men in tractor caps watching a film about foxes and hounds
on the Movie Channel. Occasionally they would shake their heads in bemusement
at their acquaintances on the other side – half a dozen men and women who
appeared to be hold-over happy hour celebrants, their spirits guttering in more
ways than one as they pumped quarters into the jukebox.
Discourse
between these two factions was impeded by the ultimate arrival of the
expeditioners, whose ranks ballooned to the record number of nine. The
happy-hour gang finally took to shouting. “Hey, Harry the Herpes, how are your
sores?” one of the women bellowed. “Marilyn,” he said with some exasperation,
“let’s talk about this later.”
One of our
party who had mistakenly ventured into a place called Murph’s across the street
reported it was guarded by a huge barking dog. When our troupe trekked in, the
canine patrol was safely shut behind a kitchen door, still barking. Next to the
door was a sign: “Don’t worry about the dog. Beware the owner.”
A young
blonde barmaid stood at the ready. Pitchers of draft beer were $3.50, just as
they were at Allen’s, and the walls were filled with the same sort of antique
pictures, along with bright posters illustrating the tenets of Murphy’s Law. Of
course. This was Murph’s.
The jukebox
carried a remarkable offering of everything from country and swing era
chestnuts to the latest rock hits, but little of interest for the clientele at
this hour, which was predominantly black. They concentrated instead on the
video games in the far corner and the centrally-positioned pool table, putting
quarters on the rim and ignoring the chalkboard sign-in rule. As a result,
confusion soon developed over who was next. Murphy’s Law of Pool Tables: When
two quarters are set down, the owner of the second coin will always claim he
was first.
As the
expedition left, a couple dozen boisterous black youths were on the sidewalk,
freshly exited from the community development center a few doors away. Shades
of the dangerous corner of Main and Virginia !
We sped to the next stop many blocks north, past Record Theater, past Canisius College ,
past Sisters Hospital . Some remembered the Copper
Kettle at 2295 Main as the quality luncheon
spot, but that had changed. “We will rock you,” proposed a portable lighted
sign outside the door.
Yes, the
Copper Kettle was now a black disco, and a rather rudimentary one at that. A
single strobe light flashed harshly into the back room, which had been emptied
to create a dance floor. Rap records boomed from bookcase speakers which would
have been more appropriate in someone’s living room, while the deejay operated
from an open bench stacked with home stereo components.
Nonetheless,
it was a friendly place. The graciousness of the waitresses was such that it
was difficult to seriously contest the fact that they had forgotten half our
order and brought four Molson’s Goldens instead of two. Less gracious were the
glasses bearing old lipstick prints and reeking of disinfectant. Worse still
was the men’s room, from which trekkers returned with tales of broken fixtures
and sopping floors.
More
amenable arrangements were found at the next stop nearly a mile north. The
Central Park Grill at 2519 Main has long been
a hangout for Trico workers by day and college students by night.
The Captain
noted how much this was like the bars he’d frequented in his days back at the
academy – the riot of funny artifacts behind the bar, the hurried bartenders,
the knots of young men and women eyeing one another, the loud sound system pounding
out rock, the quiet tables of dating couples in the back. Sandwiches were still
being served at 1 a.m. Proprietor Bob Brown was there too, exchanging
greetings.
The CPG is
where students go when they want to be relaxed and unassuming. The next
station, the Stuffed Mushroom at 2580 Main , is
where they go when they want to put on airs. Decked with stained glass, polished
wood, brass fittings, plants, sidewalk tables and all the other accoutrements
of saloon sophistication, the Mushroom by day is a restaurant, and a rather
good one. By night, it’s packed for spiffed-up socializing.
The
particular Friday night was not quite as busy as usual, we were told. In other
words, one could actually walk 10 paces without colliding with someone and
spilling a drink all over their finery.
Next, the
sound system was announcing the Captain’s name. At the turntables was none other
than an old acquaintance, Airborne Eddy, magician and deejay par excellence,
who spins records here five nights a week. Not for much longer, however. He’s
taken a job in Los Angeles
with a company that distributes children’s records and British flexipop discs.
More
familiar faces appeared as the early morning hours sped past and expeditioners
bid their good-nights until just the Captain and the chief science officer
remained. One of the Mushroom’s doormen turned out to be Trey, former
proprietor of the Globe Hotel in East Aurora .
Introduced at barside was Charles Barone, head of Galaxy Rental Service, the
apartment referral agency, who lamented the legal fees it’s taken to extricate
him from state rules meant for New
York City . Rounds of drinks were exchanged. Then the
lights rose on a couple dozen nightowls. “I hate to be mean about this,” Trey
said firmly, “but you all gotta drink up and go.”
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